I read that you will soon participate to a charity concert. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight sciatica?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
What do you think about the international situation?
Piffle! I think it is unfortunately quite harsh, since there are regions where it is hopeless to find even an almost passable apple martini.
Calvin, you are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of August I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue corn and my special Smurf stew.
Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch shutterbugs and stalkers
You bet! I'll do anything to steer clear of those nuisances. We usually adopt the pseudonym "Calvin Hyrris".
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Calvin Harris, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Mario Kart DS" player.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Bach.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Macaulay Culkin, because I always liked him as Jack Sparrow.
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