I'm here tonight with a special guest, Cam Gigandet, who just survived the mammoth task of his last movie. Hi, Cam, and welcome to Useless Factoids.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Jennifer Lopez the other night and, to be honest, I did not like it.
Cam, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
For certain! Don't let the color of your skin make you feel less than awesome. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Meet the Spartans", a little classic whose significance has not been recognized by critics.
You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
You are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of January I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and my special Smurf hash.
Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny macaron shaped scar on my left heel, a remainder of my troubled encounter with a berserk sheep.
If I may say so, Cam, you are well known for your eccentric requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't survive without a pepperoni pizza or pure osmium delivered every three hours to my room.
Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say quickly another word. Let me start with :
Cam : happiness
Cam : frog
Cam : vermin
Maybe another time, right?
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