What’s in your pocket right now?
Stap my vitals! Because this interview is a figment of your indecent neurons, I'm in my immodest undies, so no pockets at all.
You have been seen in an embarassing situation with a superstar whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with L.D..
I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is OK in your life and then without a motive your office is stormed by the CIA looking for some verboten material somebody has left there. Capiche?
I think you are right, this is a photo of myself with a wig...
Can you deny the rumours about your role in the rogue incident of Chupacabra DNA samples?
Can I? You bet! Do I want? Nope!
I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
It was my momma's idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight anosmia?
Since I imagined to have contracted it.
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