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A conversation with Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz born August 30th, 1972 (Virgo)
Many people collect coins. Cameron Diaz likes to collect coins that have been thrown to politicians. (pixabay photo)

What’s in your pocket right now?
Stap my vitals! Because this interview is a figment of your indecent neurons, I'm in my immodest undies, so no pockets at all.

You have been seen in an embarassing situation with a superstar whose name I'm not allowed to expose. Do you care to comment?
I deny any "situation", expecially one with L.D..

I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is OK in your life and then without a motive your office is stormed by the CIA looking for some verboten material somebody has left there. Capiche?

I think you are right, this is a photo of myself with a wig...
Can you deny the rumours about your role in the rogue incident of Chupacabra DNA samples?

Can I? You bet! Do I want? Nope!

I read that you will soon participate to a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
It was my momma's idea.

And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight anosmia?
Since I imagined to have contracted it.

Cameron Diaz refused to share her private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
6397091978 326679357 4360957151 526222366 6377480463 3431670580 3855631946 7439256254 436891293 8351194937 428795736 3188499713 5059304385 3814445297 4561737343 3781188728 275025337 2265768549 9170736009 8779832740
Let's face it, vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Cameron Diaz completely alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained thanks to a reliable mentalist from Denver.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.