A talk with Candace Cameron Bure
Candace Cameron Bure
Candace Cameron Bure born April 6th, 1976 (Aries)
In her manor in Italy, next to the Miley Cyrus' one, Candace Cameron Bure is producing her own wine, whose name, by an unfortunate coincidence, sounds like an appalling insult in Scottish (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you spend your days in a pink cloud, but in these bitter times there are regions where it is difficult to find even a barely tolerable frankfurter.

What do you think about the last Oscar controversy?
To be sincere, this is a minefield.

Candace, what is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I've expressed my opinion in a letter published on Canadian Transactions on Modern Experientialism.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to project my aura, about 7 inches far.

Who are your heroes?
Mark (the obscure cousin of James I of England), Pocahontas, and myself.

You're amazing in "Some Kind of Wonderful". Were you given a lot of room to create your character?
Absolutely! I'm used to improvise. It's my trademark and directors oblige.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Jean-Jacques Rousseau appeared and revealed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Immanuel Kant's tailor.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my parakeet's idea.

And since when did you feel a need to inform people about lead poisoning?
Since my parakeet showed some symptoms.

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