Candi, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Clinical research has showed that sniffing paint like an anteater may have unpleasant long-term consequences, like loss of nails or death. But fret no more! Buy "Candi's cure", now with more Corallospa antipoda powder. Just $39.99 for 70 tablets, only in the best Mexican minimarkets (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
usually may cause bubonic plague or induce suicide. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of frankfurts and tar).
What do you think about the current USA president?
Sorry, I though this was a light-hearted website, not a graveyard for lunatics.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Candi, have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some problems with my agent, the most rational way out is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Candi Steton".
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Candi Staton, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at UChicago, signed up for Emerging Behaviorism 101, failed, and bailed out after a month with a gambling addiction.
Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny earthworm shaped scar on my left hip, a relic of my difficult skirmish with a deranged jackal.
Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a clear memory of the moment I was born. It was a night in March. An almost lyric winter night, the stars a glitter on the quieting blanket of snow, the city at peace. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of people screaming like wolves, moving around like broken robots. The first, but not the best day of my life...
Life seems better now.
My existence is like a swim in a pool of gasoline. And I appreciate every moment of it.
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