An interview with Candi Staton
Candi Staton
Candi Staton born March 13th, 1940 (Pisces)
According to his hairstylist Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Candi Staton. He has invited her for a 5 months stay in his Russian home. (source)

Which is the worst DVD in hour home?
Shit fire and save matches! Apart from "Disaster Movie", which was a gift, I fear it is "Larger than Life". One of worst moves of Bill Murray.

Your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal shenanigans.

You have gathered a lot of hostility inside you that can discharge at any moment. You will feel yourself again only if you excuse or murder somebody who has injured you in the past.
Kerboom! That's remarkable!

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, I remember that many years ago I was crossing Turkey in a battered microcar with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" in the woods, in the middle of nature.

If I may ask, how do you invest the money you make?
I asked myself: "What's popular with people?" the answer is magazines! So I bought 1700000 boxes of magazines which I'm keeping in my castle,.

What would Candi Staton do to solve the issue of criminality and violence that is menacing present-day society?
I believe that donating one million to every citizen can make many issues go away, but most politicians are just greedy fossil punks.

Candi, you seem to be always so radiant and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each of us has two sides. At times, when I meet a so-called artist, my sight blurs and rage darkens my soul. And then, without warning, I experience an impulse to seal forever those gazing eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to anything to do with it.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Chloƫ Grace Moretz, since we feel the same about parrots.

There is no possibility any of these is Candi Staton's private telephone number :
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I patiently sat on my bottom for weeks for an occasion to have a brief talk with Candi Staton. The resulting interview was staggering, like "The Chronicles of Narnia" rewritten by Flash Gordon. It was very unfortunate that my ferret by accident shredded my only copy! After I un-fainted, I tried to summon up those breathtaking words. So, to be straight here: I'm not really sure this web page is a completely truthful chronicle of our meeting, and thus I'm beginning to question whether it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.