Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny pencil shaped scar on my left shin, a souvenir of my unpleasant clash with a deranged gazelle.
Which is your method for spotless skin?
It is a weekly ablution with hot unicorn blood.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my soul, I frequently meditate on a cot made of rough sandpaper and thorns.
As everybody knows, the problem of myopia in ferrets is reaching huge proportions. Is Candice Patton doing anything in this respect?
Okey-doke! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a month. The profits ($800 per night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of myopia in ferrets.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Candice Petton", who supposedly is an air transport professional from Los Angeles. That's quite annoying, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like a revolting vulgarity in Turkish.
Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Maybe! It is the story of Amanda, a prison officer from Boston. She is kidnapped by a mysterious sect and she is coerced to write stupid "verY untrUe confabulaTions" for some web site, from a concealed underground lab. (If you can't find me, tell Matthew I never loved him...)
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I think I'm gonna cry now.
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