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Cara Delevingne
Cara Delevingne born August 12th, 1992 (Leo)
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Cara Delevingne likes to imagine that in a parallel universe she is a rag doll (pixabay photo)

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your career?
Yes, even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe cab driver, it was a hard choice.

What’s in your pocket right now?
A tricky question. Since this talk is a figment of your lascivious mind, I'm in my seductive undies, so no pockets at all.

Cara, what's your favorite vice?
I watch really lame videos on YouTube. Well, I’m surely going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Do you know Donald B. Gray (a former toolmaker, now an entertainer) from Jacksonville?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been betrothed to him for 3 months. Then there was some commotion about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I can win everyone's admiration singing "Thrift Shop" by Macklemore.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the comforting whisper of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, say, "the elated giggle of an exhilarated kid " or "the relaxing purr of a pleased kitten".

Cara, if I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
Say, when parachute pants will be popular again I'll have the last laugh.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every other day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Cara Dulevingne", who supposedly is a retired science technician from Fresno. That's quite discouraging, but not as much worrisome as finding that according to Yahoo my name sounds like a terrible vulgarity in Bulgarian.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Cara Delevingne's secret telephone number :
2230614460 9915557208 945811773 678974984 9527146239 247774196 576446707 628753802 2380795089 928082842 6178679804 7912537460 8786770976 8773552495 881914551 771476259 658221858 5407077134 6562500395 8786537050
Let's face it, vips are very busy people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Cara Delevingne peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained from a professional telepath.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.