Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I rented a fashionable villa on the secretive mountains of Swaziland. The rent included a moat surrounding the villa to preserve my privacy and also a pack of local extras impersonating devotees to let me feel alive.
Which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Titanium Armadillo Cup" assigned by the municipality of Indianapolis for "impressive yet unneeded acting achievement" at the age of 9.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a frog.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a violet panda on my belly. It implements a tracker, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly disrobed.
Do you do your own shopping?
Indeed not! I hire a team of economists to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the garbs, I ever have a bunch of surrogates, one for each body part.
Do you have any birthmark?
Certainly! I have a tiny kangaroo shaped birthmark on my right arm. Probably my mother did dream a kangaroo when she was expecting me.
What motivates you to act?
It's better than actually working...
Could you improvise a poem for us.
I think so! Here it is
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