A conversation with Cara Delevingne
Cara Delevingne
Cara Delevingne born August 12th, 1992 (Leo)
Recently, Cara Delevingne has sold her fabled gummy bears collection to an unnamed senator for $154,000 (pixabay photo)

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I rented a fashionable villa on the secretive mountains of Swaziland. The rent included a moat surrounding the villa to preserve my privacy and also a pack of local extras impersonating devotees to let me feel alive.

Which is the first prize you ever won?
I won the "Titanium Armadillo Cup" assigned by the municipality of Indianapolis for "impressive yet unneeded acting achievement" at the age of 9.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
I'd have to say a frog.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a violet panda on my belly. It implements a tracker, so I can be rescued if I get lost in a desert, but unfortunately it works only if I'm slightly disrobed.

Do you do your own shopping?
Indeed not! I hire a team of economists to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a number of professional buyers scattered around the planet. For the garbs, I ever have a bunch of surrogates, one for each body part.

Do you have any birthmark?
Certainly! I have a tiny kangaroo shaped birthmark on my right arm. Probably my mother did dream a kangaroo when she was expecting me.

What motivates you to act?
It's better than actually working...

Could you improvise a poem for us.
I think so! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the emotions away from me.
A pen, a scarf lost in a drawer
the gloomy vestiges of you.
You took away my hope,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your cousin is here to stay?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Cara Delevingne's private telephone number :
6047608327 404867494 8874655601 9257290289 2351988836 9919955646 3305756041 637698380 5447710016 3183992540 4439214920 3639949743 3808597337 2692552753 7518769779 728464849 211407835 7861042056 3777931950 6147230026
My hurried interview with Cara Delevingne has been patiently arranged weeks beforehand. The resulting article was jaw-dropping, like "Harry Potter" rewritten by Harry Potter. Thus, it was very disastrous that my dog by accident (I assume) destroyed my only copy! After I recounted my vitals, I struggled to recollect those stunning words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not really so confident this web page is a perfectly genuine chronicle of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm beginning to question whether it ever took place...
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