Do you know any good constipation cure?
Naturally! In case of constipation, mix one part of cider, three parts of instant coffee and some butter inside a coconut, then put this potion on your tongue and your back.
If I may say so, Carey, you are well known for your eccentric requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
I can't survive without baobab bark or Ukrainian dandelions scent delivered everyday to my room.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes, actually I do! I suffer from an irrational fear for the color purple, on account of a freak accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I think their existence is overestimated.
Do you have any vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. Perhaps you are going to criticize me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.
You hit the mark in "Drive". Were you given a lot of room to shape your character?
Absolutely! My pet tiger ate the script, thus I had to ad lib most of my lines.
Could you refute the hearsay about your role in the business of Sasquatch pictures?
There are facts that mankind is not ready to know.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of John Adams. I played Magneto until somebody got smart.
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