Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Well, I can knit a sweater while I tap dance.
Our society seems prone to criminality and ferocity. What would Carly Rae Jepsen do?
Actually, in my opinion, giving one million of bucks to every citizen can make many problems go away, but most administrators are just greedy chaps.
Carly, you have been seen in a particular setting with a superstar whose name or gender I'm not authorized to publish. Do you want to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with N.M..
I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is cool and then without a reason your parents and your dog burst into flames. Are we clear now?
I was just mocking you, there is no photo at all...
What happen if you play your song "Call Me Maybee" backward?
I discourage this satanic practice. I heard that there can be unpleasant long-term aftereffects like loss of nails or smallpox.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a chipmunk. A large, fat, placid chipmunk, glutted and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
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