A talk with Carly Rae Jepsen
Carly Rae Jepsen
Carly Rae Jepsen born November 21st, 1985 (Scorpio)
Meeriro, the adored pet duck of Carly Rae Jepsen, can also double as a healthy appetizer in case of food paucity after a natural disaster (pixabay photo)

Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Well, I can knit a sweater while I tap dance.

Our society seems prone to criminality and ferocity. What would Carly Rae Jepsen do?
Actually, in my opinion, giving one million of bucks to every citizen can make many problems go away, but most administrators are just greedy chaps.

Carly, you have been seen in a particular setting with a superstar whose name or gender I'm not authorized to publish. Do you want to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with N.M..

I may have a photo.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is cool and then without a reason your parents and your dog burst into flames. Are we clear now?

I was just mocking you, there is no photo at all...
What happen if you play your song "Call Me Maybee" backward?

I discourage this satanic practice. I heard that there can be unpleasant long-term aftereffects like loss of nails or smallpox.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a chipmunk. A large, fat, placid chipmunk, glutted and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

Carly Rae Jepsen refused to let me know her secret telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
6769208873 2546550068 584798841 3095751792 8141725132 6794357612 414627046 6178324984 3149169310 9188759341 595985904 873278362 8771259944 477280048 3706238766 731721894 7592654467 9898508350 4140867183 912939359
My little appointment with Carly Rae Jepsen has been planned for months. The resulting article was fantastic, like it was written by the spirit of Alexandre Dumas at his best. Thus, it was highly damaging, to put it mildly, that another inmate ate my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I attempted to recollect those wondrous words. To be clear, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is an absolutely precise report of what transpired during our talk, and I'm beginning to wonder if it ever happened...
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