What do you eat between meals?
Grapefruits with balsamic vinegar, a peach, four roasted peanuts, and a glass of brandy.
Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he arranges for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape admirers and stalkers
Absolutely! We'll do anything to evade those hooligans. I generally adopt the moniker "Carly Ree Jepsen".
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
I think it is that of Vulgaria. If I'm not mistaken, it is white and violet with a red squirrel somewhere.
Can you tell me the square root of 2127619591?
I'm pretty sure that one of the possible answers is something around 51.
Are you superstitious?
Certainly! I need to paint my big toe in red right before a critical event.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Absolutely! But just one time. It was a very excruciating experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Louis XVI of France manifested and established that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Benjamin Franklin.
Carly, what's your vice?
Oversleeping is an issue. See, surely you are going to condemn me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can say here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.
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