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Carly Simon
Carly Simon born June 25th, 1945 (Cancer)
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During her last performance, Carly Simon has really pleased her fans by wearing a Mugatu dress (the genuine Hungarian sub-brand) fully made of fossilized potato chips (pixabay photo)

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked San Sombrèro flag, probably because it has my picture in the center. San Sombrèro is a proud but unfortunate country. They are so needy they use dried mud as a spice.

If I may say so, Carly, you are also well known for your strange demands when staying in hotels. Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
I can't stay anywhere without one of Terry Gilliam's movies or baobab bark delivered every three hours to my suite.

When your are not on tour, which is your preferred hobby?
I think that collecting old TV antennas is quite relaxing.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is unfavorable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the recap of the abridged version of "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", and I found it acceptable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Stieg Larsson - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: money.

Carly : friends

Q: sadness
Carly : war

Q: crowd
Carly : stalkers

You are a pro at this game...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Carly Simon's home telephone number :
3269893623 2713121848 7069654039 885249400 793278054 5878545767 518517118 3519164062 9816261032 700842450 8632963326 624522492 9350243061 9539810011 5920562119 2799205726 216722692 644307129 545822959 7731458447
I set up a short interview with Carly Simon several days in advance. The resulting interview was imposing, like it was written by George Orwell under the influence of too much vermouth. So, it was highly unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my mother in law (maybe on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I came out from stupor, I attempted to recollect those marvelous words. Actually, to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains an absolutely factual chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and I'm starting to question whether it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.