A conversation with Carrie-Anne Moss
Carrie-Anne Moss
Carrie-Anne Moss born August 21st, 1967 (Leo)
Due to a ruinous mix-up, Carrie-Anne Moss has subscribed a petition against dolphins (pixabay photo)

How do you invest the money you made?
Remember, when VHS tapes will be popular again I will be richer.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I made a poll one year ago. I think I'm a one in Denver, but a seven in Mongolia.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my spirit, I often take a siesta on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Matrix"?
My my! The set was full of monkeys. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

Are you superstitious?
Might as well! I give a secret handshake to a random stranger before a significant interview.

What have you got in your pocket?
Applesauce! A tricky question. Since this transcription is a dream of your mischievous mind, I'm completely disrobed, so no pockets at all.

Can you tell me the square root of 196755884?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is 90.

In a letter appeared on Bulgarian Transactions on Quantitative Herpetology, dr. Keith G. Torres has observed that your movies are "a perfect archetype of modernistic conceptual deductivism". Anything to add?
Well, it is clear that in his article published on Bulgarian Transactions on Alternate Intuitionism, prof. Edward T. Martinez totally refuted that fishy theory.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Carrie-Anne Moss' private telephone number :
962606577 6411636691 562747310 426149608 7727119262 3388156998 401294488 232187536 877921259 297692562 7513701981 5996785589 654517486 3166470125 7139751895 951712461 9425720791 6855590688 4748563354 5375159578
Let's face it, vips are very busy people. It's not easy for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Carrie-Anne Moss alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained employing a computer we initialized with all the available info about Carrie-Anne.
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Jennifer Carpenter Harry Belafonte Usher Nathan Fillion Dianna Agron Jason Sudeikis Patrick Warburton Bob Geldof Bonnie Wright Ian McKellen RJ Mitte Kristen Bell Alexander SkarsgÄrd Piper Perabo Naomi Watts Connie Britton Leven Rambin Cyndi Lauper Amy Adams
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.