How do you invest the money you made?
Remember, when VHS tapes will be popular again I will be richer.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I made a poll one year ago. I think I'm a one in Denver, but a seven in Mongolia.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my spirit, I often take a siesta on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Matrix"?
My my! The set was full of monkeys. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
Are you superstitious?
Might as well! I give a secret handshake to a random stranger before a significant interview.
What have you got in your pocket?
Applesauce! A tricky question. Since this transcription is a dream of your mischievous mind, I'm completely disrobed, so no pockets at all.
Can you tell me the square root of 196755884?
I've no doubts that one of the possible answers is 90.
In a letter appeared on Bulgarian Transactions on Quantitative Herpetology, dr. Keith G. Torres has observed that your movies are "a perfect archetype of modernistic conceptual deductivism". Anything to add?
Well, it is clear that in his article published on Bulgarian Transactions on Alternate Intuitionism, prof. Edward T. Martinez totally refuted that fishy theory.
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