An interview with Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher
Carrie Fisher born October 21st, 1956 (Libra)
In her secluded vault Carrie Fisher is daringly trying to generate ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so occupied doing important things for the planet that I can't care about such bagatelles. I employ a team of economists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a crew of professional buyers distributed around the world. For the garbs, I ever pay a squad of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.

When you were a little girl, did you see acting as a possible career?
Actually, no. My father and I decided that I would have become an electrician. But, that's life.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Carrie Fosher", who apperently is a flower grower from Milwaukee. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as learning that for Bing my name is similar to a revolting obscenity in Yiddish.

Carrie, do you have any superpower?
I spit darts of ice, since I was 8, mostly on new moon nights. Maybe this is quite atypical in people with English forebears.

Carrie, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Carrie's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed researches in the Hymalayas, I discovered an unremarkable new tree, now named Cropogonella amphibia, which every 4 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of lemons and Worcestershire sauce. You have to be rich enough even to find it unpleasant...

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of vermouth, one part of fruit smoothie and some cocktail sauce. Drink the resulting potion every 20 minutes for 3 hours.

Do you have a favorite book?
I've quite a soft spot for "Lord of the Flies" by William Gold.

You surely mean, by William Golding?
Maybe you are referring to the hardcover edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

There is no possibility any of these is Carrie Fisher's home telephone number :
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My little interview with Carrie Fisher has been planned for weeks. The resulting interview was imposing, like "Lord of the Flies" rewritten by Mandrake. It was awfully regrettable that my dog by accident shredded my only copy! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I tried to remember those mind-blowing words. To be clear here: I'm not really sure this web page is an entirely truthful report of what transpired during our meeting, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.