What do you have in your pockets?
Crud! Since this interview is a fabrication of your naughty mind, I'm probably in my suggesting nightwear, so no pockets at all.
Which is the worst DVD in your possession?
Crud! Apart from "Disaster Movie", which was a gift, probabably it is "Dungeon and Dragons" or "Freddy Got Fingered".
Are you superstitious?
Yep! I have to drink something orange before an important encounter. Clearly not this one.
You seem to be always so jovial and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that everyone has two sides. At times, when I face another artist, I convulse with hate and my vision goes black. And suddenly, I experience an impulse to erase that moron from the earth and pirouette on his cold casket. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about that side.
Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal folly.
Unwillingly, you find yourself in an irritating condition that retards you from doing the things that are in line with your needs. You can take your destiny into your hands by cloistering yourself for 3 months in an inaccessible cave in the most untamed spot of Connecticut.
Shit fire and save matches! That's impressive!
If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
If you are interested, I can contact some guys from Cartagena who can make you a fat offer. You can give them a photo of your kids as a good-will sign.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Markovia. It is yellow and brown with a little brown elk somewhere. Markovia is an amazing but unfortunate nation. They are so needy they use dried mud as a spice.
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