I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Certainly! It is unfavorable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words, as we writers like to say. Recently I've read the condensed recap of "The Hobbit", and I found it quite palatable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
Never! I'm very cheerful, somehow slothful, yielding and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.
Cary, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Cary's marvel". In the middle of one of my wanderings in the Amazon basin, I uncovered a little shrub unknown to botanists, now named Anthondrilla arborescens, which every 5 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of kiwis and wasabi. It seems strange, but it may become a compelling habit.
As everybody knows, the problem of amebiasis in baboons is attaining huge proportions. Is Cary Elwes doing anything in this respect?
That's right! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400/night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of amebiasis in baboons.
What's the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being reproached by a James I of England impersonator, while I kept repeating "I did not eat my cousin's panther".
Cary, what are your feelings about president Trump?
I was under the impression this was a funny meeting, not a graveyard for lunatics.
What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Sarah. I'm sorry, but Sarah says you are a loser.
You appear to be always so full of life and vivacios. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to admit it, but I do. I really believe that every person has two sides. For example, when I meet a so-called artist, I shake with hatred and my sight dims. And all of a sudden, I feel a compulsion to shutter those leering eyes for good. That is my cheerful side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.
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