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An interview with Cary Elwes
Cary Elwes
Cary Elwes born October 26th, 1962 (Scorpio)
Cary Elwes has been expelled from Beard and Moustache Championships for using a beard toupee (source)

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every four hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Cary Elwis", who allegedly is a former plastic surgeon from Atlanta. That's quite saddening, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that according to Bing my name sounds like an appalling obscenity in Mongolian.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is untoward that I have little time, if any, to write. Last summer I've read the condensed recap of the book "The Great Gatsby", and I found it quite palatable. So, I told my agent to call the author - a certain F. Scott Fitzgerald - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm absolutely enthusiastic about "The Road" by Paul McCartney.

You surely mean, by Cormac McCarthy?
Probably you are confusing it with another edition, but I've heard it both ways.

You were so deep in "The Princess Bride". Were you given plenty of room to shape your character?
Totally! The director was like fresh mud in my hands.

What motivates you to act?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."

Cary, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Cary's sensation". During one of my famed studies in the Borneo rainforest, I uncovered a plant unknown to botanists, now named Gypsocallis remota, which every 7 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of oranges and coal. It may seem unpalatable, but it's kind of addictive.

Which super power do you have?
I spit darts of ice. This could help a lot during work hours.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Cary Elwes' secret telephone number :
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To be honest, my director had patiently scheduled my short meeting with Cary Elwes many days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding snails or collecting molds. So, this web page is essentially based on what Cary Elwes would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.