Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Aristotle appeared and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Genghis Khan's homonym.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Actually, no. My mother and I decided that I would have become a crime scene cleaner. But, you know, things don't always go as planned.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a weasel. A big, fat, placid weasel, gorged and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.
Cat, what do you think about the current USA president?
I'm somehow troubled, since I heard that president Trump wants to finance an investigation that demonstrates caries is a figment of liberals.
Does your assistant use an alias when he arranges for a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch stalkers and journalists
Absolutely! I do whatever is necessary to dodge those imps. We generally use the moniker "Cat Stuvens".
What is the strangest dream you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I was in a vacant dark place. A fetid aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got wasted at a screening of "Son of the Mask" in a murky movie house near Sacramento.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Many years ago I went camping with a friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "that" in the tent, in the middle of nature.
Cat, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin limit you anyway. Sun block and sunscreen are sold for a reason.
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