A talk with Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett born May 14th, 1969 (Taurus)
Cate Blanchett is presently writing a guide to choosing rubber bands, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
You bet! I dig people's mind. I make no distinction as to race, sex, or religion: I'm known to captivate successful Nobel prize winners and colorless housewives alike. Say, there are at least 12 parks with my name in three different countries, not counting Serbia and Rohan.

You hit the mark in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
Absolutely! Because of a technical problem I had to write most of my dialogues.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a hamster. A big, fat, peaceful hamster, replete and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"?
Aw shucks! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of valid causes for that...

Do you have any scar?
I have a little caterpillar shaped scar on my right calf, the result of my tough clash with a drunk cat.

Do you know the "word association" game? I tell you a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: fear.

Cate : police

Q: hero
Cate : youth

Q: coworkers
Cate : vengeance

I think we are not on the same wavelength

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Cate Blanchett's secret telephone number :
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I patiently waited for years before being able to have a little exchange with Cate Blanchett. The resulting article was wondrous, like "The Count of Monte Cristo" rewritten by Batman. Hence, it was awfully disastrous that my neighbor (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I emerged from coma, I tried to extract from my crumbling memory those imposing words. So, to be aboveboard here: I'm not really confident this web page contains a completely factual report of our rendezvous, and so I'm starting to ask myself if it actually was real...
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