How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. I think I'm a two in Denver, but a nine in Congo.
Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to idiots, chipmunks, and potassium nitrate.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Sarah Connor.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
I think so! It is deplorable that I have so little time to put down the words. Last winter I've read the condensed recap of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it passable. On that account, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Frank Baum - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
What motivates you to act?
My agent says it's because I like the sound of my voice.
Catherine, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal lunacy.
You will feel deserted by your fans, like an intangible screen is between you and them. A creeping whisper in your head will tell you that maybe they are secretly plotting against your life.
Crud! If I did believe in this zodiacal shenanigans, now I would feel like a gnawed bone.
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