Catherine, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, my friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal shenanigans.
You will feel ignored by your friends, like an intangible wall is between you and them. A disturbing feeling will tell you that they are dreaming to kill you.
Bunk! You are spot on!
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the panda appearing in your last movie?
Ooh la la! I frankly don't understand why such a trifle has all of a sudden caused such a big fuss.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Of Mice and Men" by John Stayback.
You mean, by John Steinbeck?
Probably you are thinking to another edition, but we can agree to disagree.
What's the most uncanny nightmare you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I was in a deserted gloomy place. A rotten aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got wasted at a screening of "Wild Hogs" in a dreary drive-in near Tucson.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Jawohl! But just one time. It was an extremely tormented experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Isaac Newton appeared and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a Walt Disney's uncle.
Where do you go when you die?
According to many observations, the departed do not wander. They stay where you lay them.
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