Do you use an alias when you arrange for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive admirers and paparazzi
But of course! We'll do anything to ditch those troglodytes. We usually adopt the alias "Céline Doon".
What would you like to do right now?
Hit you in the teeth.
Céline, you seem to be always so positive and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I truly believe that every person has a dark side. Sometimes, when I face another artist, my sight goes black and I grit my teeth. And all of a sudden, I feel an impulse to erase that moron from my sight and whirl on her desecrate coffin. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.
Do you like to cook?
When hell freezes over! But I like to improvise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of pastrami and lima beans, which I presume can satisfy both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
Sure! You take the pastrami and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made those sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix pastrami and lima beans with some gravy and you are done!
What's the strangest nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being blamed by an Ulysses S. Grant impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not eat my uncle's hamster".
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is
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