I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.
One of your cornerstones, "Ne partez pas sans moi", is a beloved anthem of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?
Indeed yes! It's also my motivational song for when I have to cook difficult Malay recipes.
What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
You are a little devilish, but I gave my word to my cat I would not curse in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.
What have you got in your pocket?
A tricky question. As this interview is a daydream of your lascivious mind, I'm completely naked, so no pockets at all.
Céline, what's your vice?
I watch funny videos on YouTube for hours. See, I’m surely going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order disallows me from talking about it.
Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
Céline, do you like bears?
Why you do not like bears, if I may ask?
Actually, they reek! And one bear bite my grandpa in his naughty parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should probably rethink my opinion about bears.
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