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Céline Dion
Céline Dion born March 30th, 1968 (Aries)
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To make her character tougher, Céline Dion often rests on a bunk made of barbed wire (source)

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

One of your cornerstones, "Ne partez pas sans moi", is a beloved anthem of protest. Does it also have a second meaning?
Indeed yes! It's also my motivational song for when I have to cook difficult Malay recipes.

What are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
You are a little devilish, but I gave my word to my cat I would not curse in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not understand the question.

What have you got in your pocket?
A tricky question. As this interview is a daydream of your lascivious mind, I'm completely naked, so no pockets at all.

Céline, what's your vice?
I watch funny videos on YouTube for hours. See, I’m surely going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order disallows me from talking about it.

Your agent told me you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Céline, do you like bears?
Nay!

Why you do not like bears, if I may ask?
Actually, they reek! And one bear bite my grandpa in his naughty parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an artist, so I should probably rethink my opinion about bears.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Céline Dion's secret telephone number :
5032015996 9146086579 807802903 5016191069 6031932836 3894073980 8975809003 6172646494 8514143160 4357129214 4059340268 886464406 5687303591 957267590 3440557744 8529609025 585936219 9547522014 5950106413 776000468
I have a confession to make. My boss had planned my short appointment with Céline Dion several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet panda got tonsillitis, so I had to skip the appointment. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a dream I had after a heavy dinner based on salami and deep-fried Mars bars.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.