A talk with Chad Michael Murray
Chad Michael Murray
Chad Michael Murray born August 24th, 1981 (Virgo)
Anthony Parker, the new Chad Michael Murray's head of security, is always testing alternative methods to drive off stalkers and irritating paparazzi (source)

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and quite bizarre remembrance. In a nocturnal misty open place, probably an airport, two men stand and stare into the night. One is an official, while the other is in civvies and smokes a cigarette. One says "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".

Actually it seems to me that is a well known scene from the film "Casablanca".
Frick! You may be right. Yesterday night I dozed at a film festival.

You hit the mark in "House of Wax". Were you given plenty of room to mold your character?
You bet! There was a writers' strike, so I had to improvise most of my dialogues.

You seem to be always so joyful and lively. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each one has two sides. Sometimes, when I see another artist, aversion makes my bones tingle and my heart darkens. And all of a sudden, I sense a compulsion to expunge that dunce from my sight and celebrate on his desecrate grave. That is my amiable side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.

Chad, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Chad's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed expeditions in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an inconspicuous new shrub, now named Halichondra decorata, that blooms only every 8 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of apricots and pine needles. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
Like heck! I'm very affable, quite attentive, amenable and antsy. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.

What do you think about president Donald Trump?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a funny website, not a graveyard for lunatics.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to hares, acetylsalicylic acid and paparazzi.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Chad Michael Murray's home telephone number :
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I patiently dawdled for many weeks for the privilege to have an exchange with Chad Michael Murray. The resulting interview was jaw-dropping, like "David Copperfield" rewritten by Flash Gordon. So, it was regrettable that my cousin Douglas (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I made an effort to summon up those imposing words. So, to be honest, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains an entirely precise chronicle of our meeting, and I'm beginning to question whether it actually was real...
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