In an essay printed on Canadian Annals of Applied Zoroastrianism, prof. Eric B. Wright observed that your songs are "a tragic personification of modernistic pragmatic atomism". Which is your reaction?
In his interesting article published on European Semiotic Transactions, dr. Douglas B. Williams totally rebutted that farfetched thesis.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to naphthalene, paparazzi and kangaroos.
Chaka, you are well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Chaka needs what Chaka needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's a salami pizza or pure phosphorus.
Are you superstitious?
That's right! I need to hug 3 random people who wear a white shirt right before a relevant occasion.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that preparing food is a huge waste of energy, since there are diners and friends willing to deliver my daily intake of carbs and fats. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my friends, I like to create salads. My jewel is a mix of pulled pork and quinoa, which I presume can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the pulled pork and the quinoa and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix pulled pork and quinoa with some margarine and voilà, you are done!
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only magicians you can name?
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