Which is your secret for perpetual youth?
As you may have imagined, it is a monthly soaking into fresh unicorn blood.
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your possession?
Frick! Apart from "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Anaconda". I think Jon Voight was not too proud of it afterwards.
Can you authenticate the hearsay about the theft of the Chupacabra DNA samples?
Could I? But of course! Do I want? Do you think i've lost my mind!
Present-day society seems exposed to violence and criminality. What would Chaka Khan do?
I think we can learn from great movies, like "Equilibrium" and "A Clockwork Orange".
Could you improvise a poem for us.
But of course! Here it is
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that preparing food is a huge waste of energy. After all, there are supporters and bars willing to provide my daily intake of sugars and fats. In the few occasions I have to cook for my acolytes, I like to design salads. My masterpiece is a mix of pastrami and tofu, which I assume can be fine for both vegs and normal people.
Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the pastrami and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix pastrami and tofu with some tomato sauce and there it is!
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