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A conversation with Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan
Chaka Khan born March 23rd, 1953 (Aries)
Her typical breakfast when she is on diet (pixabay photo)

Which is your secret for perpetual youth?
As you may have imagined, it is a monthly soaking into fresh unicorn blood.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your possession?
Frick! Apart from "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Anaconda". I think Jon Voight was not too proud of it afterwards.

Can you authenticate the hearsay about the theft of the Chupacabra DNA samples?
Could I? But of course! Do I want? Do you think i've lost my mind!

Present-day society seems exposed to violence and criminality. What would Chaka Khan do?
I think we can learn from great movies, like "Equilibrium" and "A Clockwork Orange".

Could you improvise a poem for us.
But of course! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the lust,
you took the respect away from me.
A scarf, a button lost in a drawer
the glum keepsakes of you.
You took away my reason,
everything I care you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that preparing food is a huge waste of energy. After all, there are supporters and bars willing to provide my daily intake of sugars and fats. In the few occasions I have to cook for my acolytes, I like to design salads. My masterpiece is a mix of pastrami and tofu, which I assume can be fine for both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the pastrami and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some whole-grain buns.

It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix pastrami and tofu with some tomato sauce and there it is!

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Chaka Khan's private telephone number :
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I patiently scheduled a short conversation with Chaka Khan months in advance. The resulting transcription was awesome, like it was written by Karen Blixen after too much absinthe. Hence, it was regrettable that my cat shredded my only copy! After I un-fainted, I tried to recollect those imposing words. So, to be frank here: I'm not really confident this web page is a totally precise account of what transpired during our rendezvous, and now I'm starting to ask myself if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.