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Channing Tatum
Channing Tatum born April 26th, 1980 (Taurus)
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And now, before an improbable black-out, enjoy a nice picture of a cat (pixabay photo)

We are here today with Channing Tatum, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Channing, and welcome to Useless Inteviews.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a pine box, most of the times, but if you are incinerated then your ashes can rest in some dull place.

Channing, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I rented an elegant mansion on the secluded hills of Lilliput. The only issue was making a payment in Linden dollars to the amiable property owner from Nigeria that contacted me about deal in the interweb.

Channing, do you have any vice?
Sloth. I have troubles dragging myself out of bed before noon. I expect that you are going to criticize me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
O.K.! I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Man of the House", a timeless classic whose significance has not been perceived.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of vodka, three parts of mineral water and some dill. Drink the resulting mixture every 15 minutes for 3 hours.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters in the European Parliament.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my soul, I frequently take a siesta on a bed made of broken glass copiously dusted with pepper.

There is no possibility any of these is Channing Tatum's home telephone number :
200647107 9967501986 967469123 317256226 8903554107 6869868313 8223850031 7273950746 9455785120 3941458838 6341382957 9410096592 645827477 7332366180 5174880001 6603085844 9858463281 6461771381 296443430 205689373
To be honest, my director had planned my meeting with Channing Tatum several days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet cat got alopecia, so I had to skip the conversation. So, this web page is essentially based on what Channing Tatum would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.