We are here today with Channing Tatum, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Channing, and welcome to Useless Inteviews.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Where do you go when you die?
Inside a pine box, most of the times, but if you are incinerated then your ashes can rest in some dull place.
Channing, where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I rented an elegant mansion on the secluded hills of Lilliput. The only issue was making a payment in Linden dollars to the amiable property owner from Nigeria that contacted me about deal in the interweb.
Channing, do you have any vice?
Sloth. I have troubles dragging myself out of bed before noon. I expect that you are going to criticize me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
O.K.! I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Man of the House", a timeless classic whose significance has not been perceived.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of vodka, three parts of mineral water and some dill. Drink the resulting mixture every 15 minutes for 3 hours.
When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters in the European Parliament.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my soul, I frequently take a siesta on a bed made of broken glass copiously dusted with pepper.
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