A talk with Channing Tatum
Channing Tatum
Channing Tatum born April 26th, 1980 (Taurus)
A former lover, a fan or a mere bystander? Well, we are in the dark, but we censored the picture to boost drama! (pixabay photo)

Channing, can you share with us a memory of your role in "21 Jump Street"?
Okey-doke! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of good motives for that...

Channing, do you like weasels?
I sure don't!

For which reason you do not like weasels, if I may ask?
To be frank, they reek! And one weasel bite my grandpa in his private bits. This is one of the reasons I become an actor, so I should reconsider my position on weasels.

Do you know any good flu cure?
Here it is my instant treatment for flu. Mix two parts of fernet, one part of coffee and some ketchup. Drink this potion every 25 minutes for 2 hours.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Alan Turing. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 20 seconds.

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been nice, you go to Barcelona, if you have been annoying, you go to Memphis.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only cooks you can name?

Channing, should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to choose?
Probably that of reptile handler. I already have some experience in that field.

Channing Tatum refused to let me know his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
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