I'm here today with a special guest, Charles Aznavour, who just saw the birth of his last album. Hi, Charles, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Tom Cruise the other day and, to be frank, I did not like it.
Where do you go when you die?
The cadavers are not that mobile. They normally stay where you put them.
Do you know Harold B. Hughes (a former signwriter, now a signwriter) from Phoenix?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been betrothed to him for 5 weeks. Then there was a rumor about some licentious photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to an abrupt end.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Guess so! Here it is
Charles, where did you go on your last vacation?
Last month I leased a ritzy palace in a hidden valley of Djibouti. The contract included a moat surrounding the palace to ensure my privacy but also a crowd of local extras impersonating paparazzi.
On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a three in Iceland, but a nine in Boston.
Which is the coolest flag?
Surely the flag of Hyrule, probably because there is my face in the middle of it.
Apart from singing, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
I can play the harmonica while I'm skiing.
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