A talk with Charlie Day

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Charlie Day born February 9th, 1976 (Aquarius)

The enraptured appearance of fans who have run across Charlie Day (pixabay photo)

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you say the first word that comes to mind. Let me start with :
Q: green.
Charlie : Gandalf

Q: cake
Charlie : Memphis

Q: hunger
Charlie : corpses

You really know how to play...
Charlie, what’s your worst defect?
Some say that I have a propensity to insult innocent bystanders, but they are just a bunch of hopeless morons.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Yes! It is regrettable that I have little time to put down the words, as we writers use to say. Last summer I've read the back cover of the book "Animal Farm", and I found it quite passable. So, I told my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain George Orwell - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not received any answer.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order prevents me from talking about it.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Christian Bale. I always liked him as Gollum.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Charlie Day's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I lay in wait for several weeks before being able to have a short conversation with Charlie Day. The resulting interview was great, like "Great Expectations" rewritten by Batman. It was awfully unlucky, to put it mildly, that my dog devoured my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I attempted to recall those mind-blowing words. So, to be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a completely factual report of what transpired during our conversation, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...

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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.

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