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Charlie Day born February 9th, 1976 (Aquarius)
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In his will, Charlie Day has stipulated that his ashes should be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

We are here tonight with Charlie Day, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Charlie, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Bruno Mars the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it a bit.

What do you think about the international situation?
For cryin' out load! It's hard to figure it when you spend your days in houses made of rainbows, but there are nations where it is difficult to find even an almost tolerable frankfurter with or without catchup.

Do you have any superpower?
I hear ultrasounds, since I was 10. Maybe this is quite remarkable in tall people with Irish progenitors.

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the placid sound of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the first 'dad' of your daughter" or "the joyful giggle of an angelic child ".

In an article appeared on European Theological Studies, prof. Jim Taylor described your movies as "a perfect paradigm of modernistic symbolic defeatism". Any comment?
Yes, I think that in his recent essay printed on European Journal of Emerging Cognitivism, dr. John E. Murphy totally rebutted that superficial point of view.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Oh sure! In case of need mix three parts of vodka, two parts of fruit smoothie and some dill. Drink the resulting brew every 20 minutes for at least 2 hours.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I don't have issues with them, since they worship me like all other people.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Take a stroll without you in a minefield.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Charlie Day's home telephone number is listed here :
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I patiently lay in wait for several years before being able to have a little rendezvous with Charlie Day. The resulting piece was marvelous, like it was written by the spirit of Dostoyevsky under the effects of prescription stimulants. It was highly disastrous, to put it mildly, that my dog by accident (I hope!) set my only copy on fire! After I invoked Spider-man in vain, I attempted to remember those mind-boggling words. To be aboveboard, I'm not so sure this web page contains a totally truthful run-down of our interview, and I'm starting to wonder if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.