Charlie, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain soon a license for navigating my submarine.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so busy performing very paramount things to care about such minutiae. Actually, I pay a group of NASA graduates to elaborate my grocery list and texting it to a squad of professional buyers spread around the globe. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever employ a bunch of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.
What do you think about the last Oscar controversy?
To be sincere, this is an elephant in the room.
What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. As this transcription is a fabrication of your lascivious imagination, I'm probably completely undressed, so no pockets at all.
How do you invest all the dough you make?
Take note: when typewriters will be popular again I will have my revenge.
Do you like to cook?
Never happen! But I like to design salads. My all time favorite is a mix of beef jerk and bean sprouts, which I believe can be suited for both vegetarians and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and bean sprouts with some Worcestershire sauce and you are done!
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