Could you confirm the hearsay about your participation in the affair of Yeti photos?
Could I? Definitely! Do I want? Not no, but hell no!
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural alternative products, because I do pay attention to my skin and our mother Earth. For example, this week I have a fascination for dried jellyfish and tempeh, both amazing on BBQ pork ribs.
Do you have issues with movie directors?
I do not have any problem with directors: it is not difficult when you do not care about them.
You have been seen in a compromising situation with a vip whose name I'm not authorized to publish. Do you have any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with M.N..
I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
Well, just an impression. Like when you got the impression just everything is all right in your life and then for no reason at all your office is swarmed by the FBI looking for some wicked things somebody has hidden there. Do you understand now?
Now that I look it better, the picture is very blurry...
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Tazbekistan, probably because there is my picture in the corner of it. Tazbekistan is a wonderful but desperate nation. They are so derelict the national anthem is a Sinatra song sung backward.
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