What motivates you to act?
I hear a voice that motivates me. Her name is Doris. I'm sorry, but Doris says you are an ass.
When you were a little boy, did you see acting as a possible profession?
Okey-doke! Even though it actually was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe critters exterminator, I could never decide.
What do you have in your pockets?
I got a bunch of banknotes in my pockets. You may stare at them, you may ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny lobster shaped scar on my left shoulder, a relic of my troublesome quarrel with a maniacal opossum.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of shingles?
Oh, since always.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly buy super-natural eco-friendly products, because I do pay attention to my beauty and my admirers. For example, this week I have a crush for dried jellyfish and kale chips, both awesome inside a cheeseburger.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Christian Bale. I imagine we are on the same wavelength about Darth Vader.
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