When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your career?
Actually, no. My father and I decided that I would have become a mechanic. But, you know, things don't always work out the way you dreamed.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm wild about "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" by Shania Twain.
You mean, by Mark Twain?
Probably you are confusing it with another book, anyway I've heard it both ways.
Charlize, do you have something to say to young people?
Yep! Scientific studies have proved that sniffing glue like a gnu affected by a cold may have undesirable effects, like loss of hair or death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Charlize's cure", now with Diestana acida syrup. Just $19.99 for 80 capsules, only in the best Mexican minimarkets (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
usually may cause loss of weight or induce suicide. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of shellfish and glitter).
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Indeed! In case of drunkness mix two parts of red wine, three parts of fruit drink and some sour cream. Drink the resulting elixir every 25 minutes for 3 hours.
Are you allergic to anything?
I'm allergic to cheaters, ferrets, and boric acid.
Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to move small objects with my mind.
In a letter printed on Russian Transactions on Emerging Herpetology, dr. Ryan Bell has described your movies as "a tragic incarnation of today symbolic defeatism". Anything to add?
Actually, I think that in his article appeared on Croatian Psychiatrical Annals, prof. Robert Ortiz utterly rebuked that fishy observation.
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