Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow fuzzy and bizarre recollection. In a dark foggy open place, like an airport, two men stand and stare into the night. One of them is an official, while the other is a civilian and wears an old fashioned suit. One says "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".
Well, I believe this is a famous scene from the movie "Casablanca".
Shoot me! To be frank, yesterday night I took a nap in front of the TV set.
Does your agent use an alias when he makes reservation for, say, a flight? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch followers and stalkers
Absolutely! We do anything to get rid of those barbarians. We usually employ the alias "Charlize Thiron".
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will get a real job.
Nowaday the problem of pneumonia in gerbils is attaining monumental proportions. Is Charlize Theron doing anything in this respect?
But of course! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,400/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of pneumonia in gerbils.
What do you eat between meals?
Grapefruits with gravy, a rump steak, three salmon fillets, and a glass of energy drink.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can't stand commercial products. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Carposingia barbata, a rare green rose that only grows in Bhutan.
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I do not have any real problem with directors: it's quite easy when you do not give a damn.
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