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A conversation with Charlotte Gainsbourg
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Charlotte Gainsbourg born July 21st, 1971 (Cancer)
Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Charlotte Gainsbourg. He has invited her for a 2 months stay in his summer residence. (source)

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, the Charleston Gazette will publish my essays.

Charlotte, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
You bet! Modern studies have made clear that getting drunk like a crazy opossum may have undesirable long-term repercussions, like loss of eardrums or painful death. But now you can stop being disquieted! Buy "Charlotte's cure", now with more Casticuprea festiva extracts. Just $29.99 for 120 capsules. (Note : Not actually a cure. It usually may cause loss of money or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of shrimps and pine needles).

Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna take a dirt nap, so to speak, you usually also acquire the tendency to sit tight.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Miss Croft, of course.

What’s your worst habit?
It may happen that I beat with my fingers on glasses and also on bald people heads.

Charlotte, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing location with a vip whose name I'm not allowed to publish. Care to comment?
Do you mean I.M.? That is a completely irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with X.O...

I may have a photo.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some drifting photons spontaneously concocted a totally random picture in which you incorrectly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your dear one or your office may "spontaneously" take fire. Is it all clear now?

Let's forget about that blurred photo...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Charlotte Gainsbourg's secret telephone number :
8350128258 577180359 994514601 2434018795 2302306433 8240736263 740379643 5583579388 3008542374 2634576289 4993655686 6364037667 796599217 2438539046 7377238586 241460974 4004717716 3673094422 4418590504 6104843264
To be sincere, my director had set up my short talk with Charlotte Gainsbourg many months beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Twisted". So, this web page is essentially the recollection of a nightmare that followed after a heavy dinner based on beans and liver sausages.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.