When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, the Charleston Gazette will publish my essays.
Charlotte, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
You bet! Modern studies have made clear that getting drunk like a crazy opossum may have undesirable long-term repercussions, like loss of eardrums or painful death. But now you can stop being disquieted! Buy "Charlotte's cure", now with more Casticuprea festiva extracts. Just $29.99 for 120 capsules. (Note : Not actually a cure. It
usually may cause loss of money or induce paranoia. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of shrimps and pine needles).
Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna take a dirt nap, so to speak, you usually also acquire the tendency to sit tight.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Miss Croft, of course.
What’s your worst habit?
It may happen that I beat with my fingers on glasses and also on bald people heads.
Charlotte, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing location with a vip whose name I'm not allowed to publish. Care to comment?
Do you mean I.M.? That is a completely irreproachable thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with X.O...
I may have a photo.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, some drifting photons spontaneously concocted a totally random picture in which you incorrectly pinpointed me. For example, given the right conditions, your dear one or your office may "spontaneously" take fire. Is it all clear now?
Let's forget about that blurred photo...
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