A talk with Charlotte Gainsbourg
Charlotte Gainsbourg
Charlotte Gainsbourg born July 21st, 1971 (Cancer)
At the end of his last speech, Bill Clinton has foolishly blathered on Charlotte Gainsbourg for 15 full minutes for no discernible reason (source)

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my ego tougher, I frequently meditate on a hammock made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

Do you have any superpower?
Well... I can transform into an orange ferret, since I was 8, except if the sun shines. Probably this is not so remarkable in ginger people with Irish ancestry.

Charlotte, what's your vice?
Surfing on the Internet instead of doing work. Well, I’m probably going to be judged for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unlucky that I have little time to put down the words, as we creatives use to say. Last summer I've read the condensed recap of "The Book Thief", and I found it passable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Markus Zusak - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the ambulance appearing in your last movie?
The dickens! I sincerely don't understand how such a bagatelle has all of a sudden caused such a big fuss.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
The male one.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Harry Potter.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

Charlotte Gainsbourg refused to share her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
385728134 6800783087 5797734711 3485293690 7939580090 439909618 809671986 8037239848 9481719911 550716378 6606360160 6903308664 2559585505 4605717516 7386477238 697974196 7125013106 811235226 2127995758 9844499906
Clearly, vips are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Charlotte Gainsbourg peacefully alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a soul reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.