Cookie Consent by A talk with Chayanne
A talk with Chayanne
Chayanne born June 28th, 1968 (Cancer)
Few people know that Chayanne has requested a patent for a waterless soda. (source)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I prefer super-natural eco-friendly products, because I care about my health and our planet. For example, this week I have a passion for flax seeds and kale chips, both awesome with pulled pork.

Chayanne, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Certainly! Recent studies have made clear that sniffing glue like a gopher with a cold may have obnoxious long-term consequences, like loss of money or painful death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Chayanne's cure", now with Embodenia alpestris tincture. Just $39.99 for 100 tablets, only in the best Russian mom-and-pop stores (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It often may cause allergy or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of soybean and glue).

Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny anteater shaped scar on my right wrist, a remainder of my unpleasant skirmish with a wild wombat.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Pocahontas.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is a big waste of energy. After all, there are bistros and bars willing to deliver my daily intake of carbs and sugars. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my acolytes, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and tofu, which I presume can be OK for both vegs and normal people.

Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.

Sesame buns?
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and tofu with some olive oil and you are done!

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Chayanne's secret telephone number :
992821486 2467826965 5191440946 9618594368 8187624731 5737237297 2574452186 521257054 9361194584 4521904265 256989751 6615044288 3432140160 6174982841 6638989507 604325570 5758775944 6965066698 630489664 598304952
I patiently lined up a little conversation with Chayanne many months in advance. The resulting transcription was marvelous, like "The Three Musketeers" rewritten by Superman. So, it was lamentable, to put it mildly, that my uncle Gregory (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I punished myself, I made an attempt to summon up those breathtaking words. To be honest here: I'm not so sure this web page contains a totally factual run-down of our talk, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.