Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I prefer super-natural eco-friendly products, because I care about my health and our planet. For example, this week I have a passion for flax seeds and kale chips, both awesome with pulled pork.
Chayanne, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Certainly! Recent studies have made clear that sniffing glue like a gopher with a cold may have obnoxious long-term consequences, like loss of money or painful death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Chayanne's cure", now with Embodenia alpestris tincture. Just $39.99 for 100 tablets, only in the best Russian mom-and-pop stores (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It
often may cause allergy or induce suicide. Cholesterol-free. It may contain traces of soybean and glue).
Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny anteater shaped scar on my right wrist, a remainder of my unpleasant skirmish with a wild wombat.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Pocahontas.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is a big waste of energy. After all, there are bistros and bars willing to deliver my daily intake of carbs and sugars. In the few occasions I decide to cook for my acolytes, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of beef jerk and tofu, which I presume can be OK for both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Yep! You take the beef jerk and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you dispose of the bread and mix beef jerk and tofu with some olive oil and you are done!
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