A talk with Chayanne
Chayanne born June 28th, 1968 (Cancer)
As a kid Chayanne showed an unseemly inclination to exotic food like fried frog legs and chili (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal malarky.

You will feel abandoned by other people, like a powerful barricade is between you and them. A reptilian feeling will tell you that they are plotting against your life.
Rats! That's incredible!

Do you like to cook?
Do you think i've lost my mind! But I like to improvise salads. My all time favorite is a mix of salami and lima beans, which I believe can be OK for both vegans and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the salami and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.

Salted brioches?
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix salami and lima beans with some tahini and voilà, you are done!

Apart from singing, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can recite "Invictus" By William Ernest Henley in 5 different languages including Swahili.

In a letter published on Journal of Criminal Insight, prof. Walter L. Baker observed that your songs are "a perfect prototype of today pragmatic ethnocentrism". Anything to add?
Well, it is evident that in his last essay appeared on American Transactions on Advanced Bioethics, dr. Jason I. Phillips utterly disproved that fishy point of view.

A famous person you think to as your doppelganger?
As my agent keeps repeating, Pablo Picasso, because of our shared moral standings.

Chayanne refused to share his private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
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I set up a short interview with Chayanne many months in advance. The resulting article was marvelous, like "The Scarlet Letter" rewritten by Zorro. Hence, it was very deplorable, to put it mildly, that my koala by accident (I assume) ate my only copy! After I invoked Daredevil in vain, I tried to recollect those imposing words. I want to be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a completely factual report of our conversation, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it ever took place...
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