Your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I don't believe in zodiacal malarky.
You will feel abandoned by other people, like a powerful barricade is between you and them. A reptilian feeling will tell you that they are plotting against your life.
Rats! That's incredible!
Do you like to cook?
Do you think i've lost my mind! But I like to improvise salads. My all time favorite is a mix of salami and lima beans, which I believe can be OK for both vegans and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
Yep! You take the salami and the lima beans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
It does not matter, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make the sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix salami and lima beans with some tahini and voilà, you are done!
Apart from singing, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can recite "Invictus" By William Ernest Henley in 5 different languages including Swahili.
In a letter published on Journal of Criminal Insight, prof. Walter L. Baker observed that your songs are "a perfect prototype of today pragmatic ethnocentrism". Anything to add?
Well, it is evident that in his last essay appeared on American Transactions on Advanced Bioethics, dr. Jason I. Phillips utterly disproved that fishy point of view.
A famous person you think to as your doppelganger?
As my agent keeps repeating, Pablo Picasso, because of our shared moral standings.
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