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Cher
Cher born May 20th, 1946 (Taurus)
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Cher is always looking for new ways to stay in contact with her supporters. (pixabay photo)

I heard you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Which is your next musical experiment?
Next week I'll release an experimental recording of techno-trance covers of the Doors greatest hits, sung in Armenian, Japanese and Polish. I worked on it for 7 years.

Cher, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure! Recent research has made clear that drinking like a crazy hare may have obnoxious long-term repercussions, like loss of nails or death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Cher's cure", now with more Gasteramitra cauliflora extracts. Just $19.99 for 120 tablets, only in the best Russian bodegas (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It usually may cause peritonitis or induce paranoia. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of shellfish and depleted uranium).

Modern world seems exposed to criminality and violence. What would Cher do?
I think we can get inspiration from great movies, like "1984" and "Brazil".

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Dinotopia. It is black and violet with a small purple monkey in the middle. Dinotopia is a nice but desperate place. They are so poverty-stricken they have been banned from Facebook.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Cher, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.

When your are not on tour, which is your main hobby?
I think that collecting and trading old TV antennas is a noble activity.

Which is your favorite book?
I really love "Anna Karenina" by Leo Toystory.

You surely mean, by Leo Tolstoy?
I doubt it, but we can agree to disagree.

Cher refused to share her secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
775705383 4285775531 4071985698 9794281012 8315817086 440542797 2569126278 9368302719 8816341974 435169085 461710907 633395423 345098383 343955480 7186145287 3628037332 8965837887 8391528484 5813942433 9012778871
Celebrities are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Cher alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained employing a mind reader from Fresno.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.