I heard you are just back from a tour in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. In the meantime, I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.
Which is your next musical experiment?
Next week I'll release an experimental recording of techno-trance covers of the Doors greatest hits, sung in Armenian, Japanese and Polish. I worked on it for 7 years.
Cher, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Sure! Recent research has made clear that drinking like a crazy hare may have obnoxious long-term repercussions, like loss of nails or death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Cher's cure", now with more Gasteramitra cauliflora extracts. Just $19.99 for 120 tablets, only in the best Russian bodegas (Disclaimer : Not actually a cure. It
usually may cause peritonitis or induce paranoia. Sodium-free. It may contain traces of shellfish and depleted uranium).
Modern world seems exposed to criminality and violence. What would Cher do?
I think we can get inspiration from great movies, like "1984" and "Brazil".
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Dinotopia. It is black and violet with a small purple monkey in the middle. Dinotopia is a nice but desperate place. They are so poverty-stricken they have been banned from Facebook.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Cher, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a record company and made sipping sounds until they gave me a job.
When your are not on tour, which is your main hobby?
I think that collecting and trading old TV antennas is a noble activity.
Which is your favorite book?
I really love "Anna Karenina" by Leo Toystory.
You surely mean, by Leo Tolstoy?
I doubt it, but we can agree to disagree.
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