An interview with Cher
Cher born May 20th, 1946 (Taurus)
Writing her will, Cher has stipulated that her body should be donated to aliens, as a welcome gift (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with Cher, who just survived the mammoth task of her last album. Hi, Cher, and welcome to Even More Useless Celebrity Factoids.
Good evening to you, and thank you for inviting me.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, years ago I was crossing Argentina in a battered camper with a special friend. We did "that" among the shrubs, in the middle of nature.

If I may say so, Cher, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Lately I've found that I can't survive without gold-plated underwear or industrially-made sake delivered every two hours to my suite.

What motivates you to sing?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do." For singers is almost the same.

Which is your next musical experiment?
Next month I'll release a vinyl-only cryptic recording of eurodance covers of the Doors greatest hits, sung in Punjabi, Estonian and Javanese. I worked on it for 6 years.

A fictional character you recognize as a part of your life?
Yoda, because of our awesomeness.

Apart from singing, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
I can repeat "If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking" by Emily Dickinson backwards in 6 different languages including Tibetan.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. Are you a typical Taurus?
But of course! I'm very amiable, a bit indolent, inflexible and feverish. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artists.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Cher's secret telephone number :
280557018 6710772145 6163802133 5439706069 8434252998 485064816 8161804326 4199180882 2366917088 4696141538 237021489 649226075 5758326006 3082227296 8896074608 5864661103 8613999312 6391323632 6110308774 6436054832
Celebrities are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Cher completely alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer we initialized with all the available info about Cher.
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