An interview with Cher Lloyd
Cher Lloyd
Cher Lloyd born July 28th, 1993 (Leo)
Few people know that during her driving exam, Cher Lloyd accidentally rammed an intoxicated hippo, with no consequences for the animal (pixabay photo)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the relaxing sound of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the effervescent laugh of an exhilarated kid " or "the first word of your newborn".

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
You betcha! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the emotions,
you took your passion away from me.
A button, a comb alone in a drawer
the glum keepsakes of you.
You took away all that I had,
all that counts you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

A fictional character you think to as your doppelganger?
Many, but expecially John von Neumann, because of our shared moral standings. In my ideal world we both enjoy the company of little prairie dogs.

Where do you go when you die?
I believe that usually the stiffs have the inclination to sit tight.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new cologne called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.

I can't wait to buy that cologne.
I'll let you have a coupon so you can try it.

Cher, you are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of November I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and blue jays died by natural causes.

Can you tell me the square root of 1985290744?
I've no doubts that the politically correct answer is something around 14.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Cher Lloyd's home telephone number :
555579846 7032787696 918818322 4648262337 8533447898 927799188 5644965469 3340107706 9271113929 3150653106 9062962898 7310807303 217610079 9653417620 4596744070 6410798134 2240935244 8189352500 6757823206 831709074
I scheduled a hurried exchange with Cher Lloyd many months in advance. The resulting interview was awe-inspiring, like "The Da Vinci Code" rewritten by Wonder Woman. It was lamentable, to put it mildly, that my ferret by accident destroyed my only copy! After I put myself together, I made an attempt to recollect those amazing words. Actually, to be frank here: I'm not really sure this web page contains an absolutely factual run-down of what transpired during our rendezvous, and so I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.