A conversation with Cheryl
Cheryl born June 30th, 1983 (Cancer)
Her breakfast when she wants to stay light (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with a special guest, Cheryl, who just survived the mammoth task of her last album. Hi, Cheryl, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
It's a pleasure being here, mainly because it counts as community service.

How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never experienced it before?
It is hard to think there is somebody so poor! I would say that my songs are like a cloying honey cupcake with a stunning inner core made of glitter.

Do you know Ann Taylor (a former massage therapist, now a clinical coder) from West Covina?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was some commotion about some licentious photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a hasty finale.

Cheryl, you are also well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Cheryl needs what Cheryl needs, and she always gets it. Whether it's a kitten or platinum-plated underwear.

Could you suggest a remedy for back pain?
In case of back pain, mix two parts of beer, three parts of ground coffee and some mayonnaise. Apply this mixture on your back and your knees.

Cheryl, your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
You bet your boots! But I don't believe in zodiacal balderdash.

You will meet a sloshed stranger from Seattle, a science technician named Timothy with both ears on the same side of the head. He will approach you with a map allegedly signed by the vicious pirate Sir Henry Morgan, that places his stash in a desolated dungeon in Arizona. Don't follow him home!
Shite! You are spot on!

An imaginary character you think to as a part of your life?
Goethe, because of our innate stylishness.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Cheryl's private telephone number :
5832766941 6666588061 6876583455 6582779457 8200849296 4332850527 741576289 9302921627 7243800763 5385906577 3424776939 8793614104 535825008 5289257863 9939115525 7999270231 3947400170 8198384485 7167198895 5117459946
My conversation with Cheryl has been patiently scheduled several weeks in advance. The resulting interview was awesome, like "The Little Prince" rewritten by Thor. Hence, it was highly deplorable, to put it mildly, that my dog destroyed my only copy! After I sobered out, I struggled to extract from my failing neurons those marvelous words. I want to be frank here: I'm not so sure this web page is an entirely precise chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and thus I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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