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Cheryl
Cheryl born June 30th, 1983 (Cancer)
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To fortify her spirit, Cheryl often meditates on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and shards of glass (pixabay photo)

Nowaday the problem of calculi in dogs is attaining gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Naturally! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The profits ($1,000/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of calculi in dogs.

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, I will get a real job.

Your zodiac sign is Cancer. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal craziness.

Involuntarily, you find yourself in an irksome situation that hampers you from doing those things that are in line with your needs. You can resolve this situation by hiding for 5 months in an inaccessible grotto in the most untamed spot of Mississippi.
The hell with it! You are spot on!

What motivates you to sing?
It's less tiring than working...

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Fight for This Love"?
Indeed yes! What doesn’t kill me will only make me stronger - or something like that.

Should you give up singing, which kind of occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of earthworms breeder, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

The panda of agony
The wild panda of agony
sleeps on the dim plains of emptiness
when I look in the eye life hallucination.
If only it had been the boar of agony
I could have bacon at least.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Cheryl's private telephone number :
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I planned a brief talk with Cheryl for weeks. The resulting piece was staggering, like "Anna Karenina" rewritten by Thor. It was very regrettable that my doctor by accident shredded my only copy! After I assessed the situation, I made an effort to recollect those marvelous words. Actually, to be honest here: I'm not so sure this web page is a completely precise report of what transpired during our talk, and thus I'm beginning to be uncertain it actually was real...
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