An interview with Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase born October 8th, 1943 (Libra)
Is her his secret lover? (pixabay photo)

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a dog. A big, fat, tranquil dog, well fed and sleepy in the summer shade.

Which is your favorite snack?
Cabbage leaves with cocktail sauce, a fruit pie, three breakfast cereals, and a glass of cider.

Is there a deep meaning hidden in your "Christmas Vacation"?
Sure! That everything happens for a reason - or something like that.

Chevy, what's your favorite vice?
Surfing on the less traveled corners of Internet. See, I’m possibly going to be criticized for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a damn.

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight dengue?
Without all due respect, I couldn't care less about it.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I have a great time singing "No Me Ensenaste" by Thalía.

Chevy, which is your trick to obtain flawless skin?
It is a weekly ablution with warm unicorn tears.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Chevy Chase's secret telephone number :
9812426525 4290323444 4749743295 4693114745 5400718595 576130698 601291455 2536617731 6275472447 6816679745 4199304055 3855231659 812617040 850515786 7024286038 4253068672 824144283 3132452487 3836959701 6640613597
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