Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yeah! Here it is my fantastic cure. In case of need mix one part of brandy, two parts of coffee and some vinaigrette. Gargle with the resulting concoction every 15 minutes for at least 4 hours.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to fake an interest in good deeds.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight legionellosis?
Oh, since always.
Chloe, you are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of May I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue crabs, blue Smarties and naturally deceased blue jays.
Can you tell us which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 7, I won the "Silver Armadillo Trophy" issued by the municipality of Indianapolis for "exceptional and unneeded acting exhibition".
What’s your biggest defect?
Sometimes I flirt with interviewers. But I'm not that desperate right now so if you do not fall asleep you are relatively safe.
What's your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and bizarre memory. In a nocturnal foggy open place with faraway lights, like an airport, two men walk slowly and stare into the night. One of them wears an uniform, while the other is a civilian and wears an old fashioned suit and a dark hat. One says "I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".
Well, I think that is a scene from the movie "Casablanca".
Bunk! To be frank, yesterday night I drowsed at a rerun.
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