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Chloë Grace Moretz
Chloë Grace Moretz born February 10th, 1997 (Aquarius)
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By popular demand of her fans, Chloë Grace Moretz will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,500 per night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of laryngitis in cows (source)

Chloë, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Oh sure! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal nonsense.

Involuntarily, you find yourself in an unpleasant condition that deters you from doing those things that you need to do. You can take your destiny into your hands by hiding for 3 months in a monastery.
Surprise surprise! If I did believe in this zodiacal chicanery, now I would be somehow depressed.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To steel my spirit, I periodically sleep on a bunk made of poison ivy.

Chloë, should you give up acting, which career would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of reptile handler, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Chloë Grace Moretz, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to project my aura, about 7 inches far.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the relaxing whisper of a roll of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, say, "the soothing purr of a content kitten" or "the elated giggle of an exhilarated child ".

How famous are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I'm not sure. I think I'm a two in Congo, but an eight in Indianapolis.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Chloë Grace Moretz's home telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, actors are frantic people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Chloë Grace Moretz completely alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Chloë.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.