Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Sure! Here it is
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I don't know. I think I'm a three in Los Angeles, but a ten in Nepal.
Which is your favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can't stand common brands. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Podovellana androgyna, an elusive blue poppy that only grows in Tibet.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to sodium chloride, the color pink and lions.
Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
Not a chance! I'm affable, somehow lethargic, strong-minded and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.
Chris, should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of midwife. I already have quite an experience in that field.
Do you know any good cough cure?
Yes, here it is my fantastic good medicine for cough. Mix two parts of fernet, one part of fruit smoothie and some soy sauce in a bowl, then gargle with the resulting potion every 10 minutes for 5 hours.
You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in September I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meatloaf.
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